I Got A Story To Tell

I Got A Story To Tell… Those opening lines, drawled by The Notorious B.I.G., were a salacious invitation to lean in and be titillated by a recounting of a wild erotic shenanigan. Ever since, we've been hooked on a good story here at The Gilded Armory. We recognize that our discerning clientele aren't ones to shy away from adventures, and we're eager to hear them all.

Privacy is Paramount

Rest assured, we take your privacy seriously. Your submissions are treated with the utmost confidentiality; we never share your information or story with any third parties or marketing companies. Check out the nitty-gritty of our privacy practices below to put your mind at ease.

Share the Juicy Details

Some stories are too good to keep to ourselves… Just fill out the form below and let your words fly. Short and sweet or long and juicy - no judgment here because “A Story To Tell" isn't just about sharing – it's about celebrating! If yours makes it hot, we'll , we'll hit you up for the green light to share it on our website and/or socials. And if you ever want to pull the plug, no worries – just give us the word to rescind that consent anytime.

Plus, we'll scrub any personal info, like your name, before sharing it with the world. But you should also know that each submission is eligible for a shot at snagging a hundred-dollar bag – a $100 gift card to splurge on whatever you desire at The Gilded Armory. So, what are you waiting for? Let your story unfold and join us in the legacy of storytelling here at The Gilded Armory.

Disclaimer: By submitting your story, you acknowledge the possibility of its publication on The Gilded Armory website and social media channels. Your confidentiality is paramount, and you retain the right to revoke consent for sharing at any juncture.